Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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