just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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