they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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