You can't special order awesome
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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