Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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