How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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