i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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