he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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