is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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