I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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