If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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