After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
