the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have feelings that need drinking.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
