that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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