I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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