i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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