The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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