Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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