dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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