FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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