yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ugly people sure do ruin things
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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