my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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