Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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