He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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