on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
