it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
