When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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