i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
