Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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