As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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