i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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