glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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