I wish I could teleport
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
whose ass print is on the piano?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
