I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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