I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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