I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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