I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
