your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My ass is underappreciated
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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