The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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