Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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