Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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