C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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