$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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