even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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