I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
false alarm, still single
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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