so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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