So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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