Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The best revenge is premature balding
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
my poor anus
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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