it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
That's when you crack a 10am beer
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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