She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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