Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
